Dave: It started with ulcers on the genitals. Gareth: That is right off the bat a terrible start–and did you just wink at me? http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Syphilis_In_America.mp3
Hello, how are you? Do you mind if I go inside your head? –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Painless_Parker.mp3
first, Episode 35: Tisquantum (not “Squanto”), rat-catcher’s yellow, and racism. Yay! Happy Thanksgiving! then: the first American Thanksgiving was in 1610 in Virginia, yes indeedy.
I am voting today, yes, for the first female president of the United States of America. I vote for Hillary Rodham Clinto, but I vote
The difference between Roger and a guy who lives in a shack up in the mountains and yells at gravity is that Roger had piles
I want my ashes to be put into a can and shaken, and then put on a wall. –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Fort_Moore_Hill.mp3
Note: This episode entry is dedicated to Patton Oswalt. One, because he went to college at about the time I did, so the references will
Dave: …politics, and Dummy over here won’t remember all the names. Gareth: That’s Dumb-eth. http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/The_First_Crematorium_In_America_-_Live_in_Chicago.mp3 Washington Female Seminary: 1836–1948, Washington, Pennsylvania, founded by Francis Julius LeMoyne
Dave: He went to Boston to show doctors at Mass General Hospital what he learned. Gareth: The Boston Teeth Party. Dave: Yeah…what? Gareth: Keep going.
It’s like Hitler’s son started the ASPCA. –Gareth (P.S. He didn’t, but its founding is still pretty wonky.) (P.P.S. Times like these are why