The embodiment of Oofty Goofy, our big man in a little coat, the best male stripper ever, dead ringer (with some scrubby facial hair and a dive through wardrobe) for a douchey boxing promoter from our past, and the reason for the Special Dollopish Tag living in a van down by the river:
Chris Farley is finally getting the recognition he deserves.
Such a sweet, generous, hilarious, and lonely man.
If you have a friend like Chris, give them an extra hi or what’cha doing, and then make it a habit. There’s too many people on this wacky planet–it is a travesty for anyone to feel lonely.
I’ll just be over here hugging my copy of Tommy Boy if you need anything.