Dollopween October 2: Vintage Halloween Costumes
Day 2 was delayed no thanks to this hurricane. 2 and 3 coming atcha today. Number 2, hold on, here we go…vintage Halloween costumes…
Tweety is fed up with Sylvester. Tweety is back for revenge, and wants to eat your soul.
I am going there, wait for it… Is this when Batman jumped the shark? (see, because it looks like shiny sharkskin and because it’s awful? I am a horrible person and need to detox off of sugar immediately.)
Those are Boy Scout uniforms with Power Rangers patches ironed on. For shame. I hope any parent who took this route had a bitch of a time reconverting the vests back to Boy Scout regulations by the next scheduled den meeting. Just desserts.
In Cousin It, no one can see your boner. For extra creep factor, take a realllly close-up look at that very special Uncle Fester. What. The. Hell.
On second thought, let’s do that together. I shouldn’t leave my fellow Rubes alone with such a thing. Ready? 1, 2, 3…
Noooo O God no he can see into my soul and he’s hungryyyyyyyy
Winner for most inappropriate: Dressing up in could-be-bondage or S&M gear with your mom. Nope. Small blessings: At least there is no whip.
sources: Buzzfeed, Thought Catalog, Library of Congress