The Dolphin Tale is Told in Penthouse

But she didn’t show her tail in a pictorial.

A hint existed in the Huffington Post article about an unverified Penthouse excerpt of Malcolm Brenner’s autobiographical-inspired dolphin love story novel. (Dr. Lilly is the gift that never stops gifting!) I tasked my best friend, Joshua, to search the Dimly Lit Web for this mysterious maybe article.

Yes, it lives! My nosiness curiosity pays off once again, with a Joshua turbo-boost!

Penthouse, October, 1978: I am not going to edit the Amazon link, because it is hilarious as is:

PENTHOUSE OCTOBER 1978 SCIENCE AND THE FUTURE ISSUE LEONARD NIMOY SEX WITH A DOLPHIN DEATH AFTER DEATH AND MORE!

It’s even funnier if you read it out loud AS WRITTEN!

It’s also been full-text captured on archive.org–captured but not edited for comfortable reading.

Here’s a florid taste of the intro of the romance–the sun, the tourists, eyes meeting across a crowded room…

One of the dolphins tossed a shred of seaweed onto the dock. The tourists
pointed and aimed their tinny cameras, as if that were something unusual…I felt vaguely
uneasy. The shiftless, run-down atmosphere was infectious. There seemed to be a nimbus of lethargy hovering over the park, although the sun was molten butter…

About Carla

This Bluestocking bookworm is your friendly Dollop web-wrangler and digital library curator. In other words, pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. I'm just here to John Nash all this stuff together. It's all about connections. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. I live atop a mountain, geographically isolated for the protection of others. Yes, an American mountain.

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