Episode 103: Smollop: Octopus Wrestling

Aristotle did not think much of the octopus.


Orion Magazine keeping it real:

A note on grammar:
Octopuses, not octopi, is now considered the correct plural among the octopus intelligentsia. Octopi has been discarded as the plural because of its Latin ending on a Greek word. The correct plural for applepus, however, is still apple pie.

I want an applepus, please.

Guess which of these two is the monster.

Guess which of these two is the monster.

Octopus: The Ocean’s Intelligent Invertebrate * Roland C. Anderson, Jennifer A. Mather, James B. Wood

The Soul of an Octopus: A Surprising Exploration into the Wonder of Consciousness * Sy Montgomery

Slate: How Smart is the Octopus?

Modern Mechanix: Octopus Wrestling is My Hobby, Wilmon Menard


Forget these guys who decided to yank these sweet, smart creatures out of their rock gardens. Let us sing and read about them, instead! Take it, Ringo!

the story behind the lyrics

Octopus’s Garden * the children’s book version by Ringo himself



Octopus Wrestling Championships on TV–at least televised golf doesn’t hurt the ecosystem. Assholes.




Bands from this episode:

  • Waterdog
  • Aquatic Cage Match
  • Tentacle Cage Match

About Carla

This Bluestocking bookworm is your friendly Dollop web-wrangler and digital library curator. In other words, pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. I'm just here to John Nash all this stuff together. It's all about connections. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. I live atop a mountain, geographically isolated for the protection of others. Yes, an American mountain.


  1. Pingback: Octopus Wrestling 2: The Revenge | The Dollop Podcast

  2. By the by, those octos in the featured image of Octopus Wrestling 2: The Revenge were actually part of @Larry‘s birthday dinner. I trimmed it down, stuck it into Snapseed, and filtered it until it looked like the photo was taken in murky, grainy seawater. I must have done well, because when I showed my mom, she shuddered and recoiled.

    My skills are still on point.

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