[Her father] just knew a penis had been inside her, even though he couldn’t see it.
So you think daddy issues were complicated in the Purity Balls episode? Did your dad shoot your fiancé because of complicated Freudian issues related to your hymen? Did your dad reject you because you were ruined by your own kidnapping, in which you were the victim? Yeah. It’s like that.
Thanks to stargazermercantile, not only do we have that splendiferous image of Alice (I want that dress and those stockings and those rocking boots), but we have the delightful information that her pet prairie dogs had collars and leashes because of course they did.
Soiled Doves: Prostitution in the Early West * Ann Seagraves
Saddle the Wild Wind: The Saga of Squirrel Tooth Alice and Texas Billy Thompson * Laurence E. Gesell
Yes, her answer for occupation on the Sweetwater, Texas census really was “one who diddles and squirms in the dark“.
She’s a bedbug.
Close. Different branch in the animal kingdom. She was a soiled dove. At the end of this entry, I will share many, many dove pictures for your Wild West tits and ass pleasure. Let’s wrap this up so you can get to the vintage porn.
But first, a movie suggestion, the very best comedy musical EVAR about the sex trade: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Charles Durning as a nasty horn-dog senator! Burt Reynolds, singing about sex! Singing and dancing whores! Dom DeLuise! Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
Band names from this episode:
- Poor Soil
- Raid Party: one-hit wonder: “Goin’ Past the Fence”
Cultural references from this episode:
Okay, bring on the dames! Just click to enlarge (nudge nudge wink wink). Just behind the spoiler cut, so you can keep your job. You’re welcome.
Let’s highlight the last one, because 1) it’s gorgeous, and 2) it’s Mrs. Wyatt Earp: