All sons are from semen.
Dear, Dave, Gareth, and Luke,
The eye teeth are the upper canines. (Those pointy ones in your top jaw.)
Migration history into Australia, thanks to the National Library of Australia–check out the illustration of Black-Eyed Sue and Sweet Poll kissing their boys goodbye as they leave for Botany Bay.
Best crimes ever cited, in the history of ever: interfering with fish ponds, felony of sock, handkerchief stealing, whoring for handkerchief exchange
Interfering with the cultural fish pond (otherwise known as Carla loves making lists):
Band names from this episode:
- The Love Boat
- Eating Bandages
- Fucking for Handkerchiefs
- Seasick Sheep
- Colony Atheist
- Fanta Girls (this one is for you, Dave)
- Secret White Empire
- Walking to China