Philly is still keeping it real. A happy little experiment robot just wanted to take a walk. Maybe in Charlotte (my hometown) or Boston, poor little robot might have been rerouted, or dressed up in a clown outfit, or some such prank.
Not in Philadelphia!
Phiily decapitated Baby Robot and threw it in a ditch.
No different than giving a stolen prosthetic leg a ride on the subway, or trying to hurt Substitute Santa, or vomiting as a weapon. Keeping it 100. ‘Murcia!
(Can’t lie, I’m disgusted, yet strangely proud of the consistency.)
Somebody want to explain to this ex-cop why blackface is a problem? Why maybe Kickstarter might be a better idea for a fundraiser for Baltimore police than a blackface revivial? Just typing those sentences exhausted my soul. I can’t. Even.
Well, the Republic debate is tonight, which means tomorrow there will be outrageous Trump stories, and this is why:
And finally,is coming soon, and I bring you tidings of great tour joy, and stimulate your ticket-purchasing part of your brain with the cutest picture ever taken in Australia. Meet Doodlebug. You’re welcome. Momma Carla loves you, Rubes.
— Tim Beshara (@Tim_Beshara) August 4, 2015