Thanks to Mr. Oscar Wilde:
Oh! Gossip is charming! [And] history is merely gossip.
And, for The Dollop? from the same novel:
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Pick an episode, and come on in, let’s gossip:
A ridiculous amount of coffee was consumed in the process of building this project. Add some fuel if you'd like to keep me going!