Dave: …and then they would all have an orgy. Gareth: Why the honey? They just like honey? Wil: You know, like at a restaurant…it’s an
Dave: Did you just call them Siamese twins? Gareth:…Wait a minute…are these the Wright brothers? Dave: I thought you were putting stuff together, but
Dave: It started with ulcers on the genitals. Gareth: That is right off the bat a terrible start–and did you just wink at me? http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Syphilis_In_America.mp3
Hello, the name’s Red. Red Herring. –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Tylenol_Man.mp3 Before I get to going on this spooky-ass before and after event of my childhood, only
…just ’cause the Bossman tells you to. The whys and wherefores of Labor Day, as viewed through the skewed prism that is The Dollop:
Is this a metaphor for Hitler? –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/The_1904_Olympics.mp3 Live with new Friend of the Dollop: Rory Scovel All the World’s a Fair: Visions of
Dave: He went to Boston to show doctors at Mass General Hospital what he learned. Gareth: The Boston Teeth Party. Dave: Yeah…what? Gareth: Keep going.
It’s like Hitler’s son started the ASPCA. –Gareth (P.S. He didn’t, but its founding is still pretty wonky.) (P.P.S. Times like these are why
It’s always very surprising to me how I have no idea about any of this shit. –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/The_Bald_Knobbers.mp3
I was 22 years old when we all learned, to our national chagrin, two phrases: “slow speed chase” and “gavel to gavel coverage”.