So he’s saying remove the baby batter from the worst
You made my fun parts feel weird; wanna get coffee?
I am voting today, yes, for the first female president
Are they sharks? If they stop moving, do they die?
…with a nod to the Smashing Pumpkins, part of the
It’s like Hitler’s son started the ASPCA. –Gareth (P.S. He
[Her father] just knew a penis had been inside her,
“Mary, relax!” “‘Relax?’ I’ll relax on your face!’” –Dave http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Stagecoach_Mary.mp3
You know you’re in a strange time when American women
Dear God, I’m sorry I was such a whore. Great
A ridiculous amount of coffee was consumed in the process of building this project. Add some fuel if you'd like to keep me going!