I was 22 years old when we all learned, to our national chagrin, two phrases: “slow speed chase” and “gavel to gavel coverage”.
It’s that part of the teen horror movie when you realize you’re not on the poster. —Wil listen to episode 114: Alexander_Pearce.mp3 Gareth:
Jim Thorpe in uniform for the Canton (Ohio) Bulldogs
Jim Thorpe, football’s
They’re the Wal-mart of burning people. –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Lamb_Funeral_Home.mp3 Before I begin with my funky version of clutching my pearls and being aghast, I must bring
You can’t get rid of the fire truck in his heart. –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Dollop_XVII.mp3 Tweeted this yesterday:
Made myself a little happy-sad w/the notion
Dave: The shot that hit him in the duel ended up close to his heart, so it couldn’t be removed– Gareth: Much like that whore.
The beret is the scooter of the head. –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Thomas_Kinkade.mp3 God became my art agent. –Thomas Kinkade Thomas Kinkade was the first artist to be
Bleeding in a winter wonderland… –Gareth http://traffic.libsyn.com/thedollop/Philly_Fanatics.mp3 First black player hired