The Dollop cares about how you care for your penis

So to speak.

 

So, while I work on catching up with the podcast’s episodes, I leave you with these vintage gems about the care and feeding/sheathing of your Little General. Enjoy.

Key phrases to note before you indulge:

Ready and Steady (pro tip: probably not a good idea to actually use this phrase in action while naked)

Going Steady with Hitler (Grade A Boner Killer = imagining wearing Hitler’s frat pin or class ring)

No belt strip rubber (which tells me that at some point there were garter belts for men? Also, only one pistol needed in your pants, boys.)

My personal favorite: I Take It Everywhere I Take My Penis! (Are there places you go that your penis doesn’t, Mr. Potato Head?)
Erectol

Hitler sex


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About Carla

This Bluestocking bookworm is your friendly Dollop web-wrangler and digital library curator. In other words, pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. I'm just here to John Nash all this stuff together. It's all about connections. IT'S ALL CONNECTED. I live atop a mountain, geographically isolated for the protection of others. Yes, an American mountain.

One Comment

  1. How much does this Hitler look like Archie? My best friend Joshua agreed, and we decided that this alt-universe Archie would definitely be Team Veronica. In a really, really dark way. High-heeled black leather boots way. Riding crops way. We have ruined Archie for you, or you are wanking to it now, either way, you’re welcome.

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