First, there was meat. Then, there were dreams of hippo sandwiches. It got weird.
Why? Because it’s America, damn it.
And then the boys took over, and invoked the Beastie Boys, and awesome occurred.
Why, Because it’s The Dollop, damn it.
Order a shirt (buy me one, beeyatch, you know you want to, ’cause if you do, I will post a video of myself dancing to this song wearing it), and let’s get loud: