Thanks to this man, I got the opportunity to type this amazing string of words together today. I am so grateful.
Naked Man in Walmart in Halloween mask pours milk on himself, screaming “I’m on fire!” http://t.co/rLXJb1uZ9r Like a Christmas present.
— Carla Hufstedler (@carlahaunted) June 21, 2015
Just savor that in your brain juices.
Naked man.
Walmart.
Halloween mask.
Milk.
The universe is good.
If anyone can tell from the news footage what the mask actually is, please comment. Increase the joy and glee.
And, just to make certain you see the album cover that is the featured image in all its appropriate stunning glory, let’s have a full look-see:
With insomnia comes more connections. In the middle of the night last night, I remembered that milk neutralizes hot pepper, like those found in pepper spray. He might have been maced?
Which brings a whole new dynamic to his being naked, doesn’t it?